Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
Today, I had a video call with my boss, but my internet connection was so bad that my video feed ended up freezing in the most unflattering pose possible. I had to explain to my boss that I wasn't actually making a weird face on purpose. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
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Tripartita 45
"Trust me, we were just as disappointed as you." –Skype system technician
mds9986 24
Well that was anticlimactic.
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Comments (48)
Rababco 29
Wow, that is some bad luck. Trust me, I'm sure this sucks as much for your wife as it does for you so FYL and FHL.
Violenna 14
Left with a cliffhanger worse than the Incredibles movie. Hopefully you won't have to wait several years to see how it plays out.
Cynistor 9
Your wife got too hot for the Internet to handle so it overheated and had to take a cold shower to cool down. lol
lifes_rough23 8
or was that her plan all along?..... haha jk but that is sure a bummer.
Othman_Ebrahim 12
i can even do anything for today poor network
sh4ll0truth88 8
I bet she finished without you too...
jbivens1992 17
#9 I literally love you for this comment.
trucker2 33
Must've been a pay preview episode
StarkWolf_fml 23
wow that really sucks lol
Footballjake15 8
This isn't exactly an FML, these have been slowly decreasing in quality as many FML's now are just people bitching and not things that actually affect your life