Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife yelled at me for putting away her rain coat and two sweaters that were hanging on the back of chairs. Because, “I was about to do that!” My mistake. They had only been there for a week. Ah, marital bliss. FML
Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
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Charmillionaire 13
That's when you splatter paint all over it.
Octain 13
I don't think ruining it would be the best thing to do here... I could only imagine how she'd act after that.
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Comments (150)
ToxicFuel 6
of course she was still really really angry for the fight. I hope you two solved it once and for all after the show she put on. anyway she was creative in her way to tell you how upset she was. almost sounds like a scene from a movie! :D
Denny1 15
I heard divorce is all the rage
benmec 18
Good girl!
SweetLuna 10
Oh shit that's harsh dude... >.<
barronterrier 3
That's what you get for marrying a vindictive bitch!
TvTy 3
She was trying to be funny and I it was
10showgirl 16
Don't play her games. Give her a few days to realize how dumb she is and how big of a mistake she made.
thejust666 6
Make her paint
no_lungs 16
Bitches be crazy! She will probably keep doing stupid shit until you crack then start another fight with you about it. Good luck with that!
Pensu 12
Not gonna lie, that's actually pretty funny.