Anonymous
Findlay, United States
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
J
United States
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
goldendarkness
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML
hadrienne's pall
Markham, Canada
Sorry, I didn't mean…
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Hungryman
France
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Gloucester, United States
Thanks Karen
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
first time at McDonald's in months...
United States
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Anonymous
First impressions
Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML
nerd
Singapore
Typecast
Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
Anonymous
United States
Mr Bean
Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML
fatty
West Chester, United States
Assume the worst, huh?
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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plasticsmile42 2
Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!
MainPrism 16
I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...
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Comments (265)
northbaldwinbabe 18
I agree with number 374. Very good choice of words. And don't let that waiter get to you. He's just rude. But I would talk to the manager, though. Hope everything goes okay :)
deransc 19
I'm sure he really meant to use his inside voice, but calling every "fluffy" girl beautiful is just enabling them. It takes a lot of balls to be honest, but there is a time and a place to do it, and while you are a waiter is deinitly not the right place lol
mariah_1_11 22
This is when you smile sweetly and say "I'd like to talk to your manager."
alannaclay 2
Was she fired!?!!???!!?!
missalice0306 19
Waiter-male server. Yes, there's a good chance he got fired.
bigcountry4life 3
Did say get outta my face before you become "miss-I-just-got-****-punched-because-I-ran-my-smart-ass-mouth"?
steve90z 1
Well was he right ?
BabyGirlJr1 11
What an ass
Bebbo_fml 21
Should have thrown that soda in his face and then walk out like a boss op.
crazycass28 2
The sad thing I think about this he got that little fluffy not fat thing from a fat comedian....oh and don't feel bad hon he was just a dick!
528Alice491 3
I would complain and cost that bitch her job!! Geeze what a f***! I'm sorry that's terribly rude, and no one deserves that treatment!