Intimacy: Today, my sex life is so unfulfilling that even when I had a... - FML

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By ElviraIsStillHotTho - 05/08/2016 19:12 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, my sex life is so unfulfilling that even when I had a dream last night about getting naughty with a long-time celebrity crush, it was a bland and disappointing experience. FML

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hoponpip 20

Sunday 7 August 2016 0:28

that sounds like the worst thing that can happen to a person's fantasy life. I dream so rarely I'm overjoyed when I have one of those dreams. Fyl indeed, op.

KyoshiroT 32

Sunday 7 August 2016 9:35

Could be worse. Me? I'm just waiting to see if I get any of those dreams at all, no matter how hard I try it just never appears. FYL.

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hoponpip 20

Sunday 7 August 2016 0:28

that sounds like the worst thing that can happen to a person's fantasy life. I dream so rarely I'm overjoyed when I have one of those dreams. Fyl indeed, op.

KyoshiroT 32

Sunday 7 August 2016 9:35

Could be worse. Me? I'm just waiting to see if I get any of those dreams at all, no matter how hard I try it just never appears. FYL.

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