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MrRadin France

Today, my roommate thought of a new idea for our household. According to him, we should take dumps at work as often as we can, that way, "we'll save on toilet paper at home." FML

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He's not wrong!

Does he want you to shower in the rain to save water also?

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Well he's right. And your guys so that will work out for you. I wouldn't matter so much if you were women.

It's a great idea! Save on tp and get paid to take a crap.

I do that all of the time. I got my poop schedule down to where I poop at work

you could also just steal the toilet paper

Sounds reasonable

That is so funny

Me and my roommates actually try to do this to save money. It's really not a huge inconvenience, but since we usually have 0 cash it helps to save in any way we can. Anyway OP you don't HAVE to do it. He was probably just fielding a suggestion.

Yeah, I do the same thing, no FML here.

Well he's not wrong...

This isn't a new idea at all! Due to the nature of my job, we have a very nice kitchen facility, showers and laundry as well. As a result, Anything I could do at home, but get paid for at work, gets done at work. Shower, cook breakfast/dinner (rather than eat at home before/after work), and do my laundry as well. I can't justify doing any of it for free (or expense) at home when I can be paid for it all!