Today, my parents told me to get a job even though I'm already... - FML

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By Areyouserious - 12/08/2017 16:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my parents told me to get a job even though I'm already working 10+ hours a week and going to college full-time. It's also the day they booked a trip to San Francisco for the second time this year. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 16 August 2017 5:02

Pretty certain that OP is implying that their parent ARE using OP's money to fund the trips.

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lifeisoutrages 7

Wednesday 16 August 2017 1:29

while, yes that is a stupid situation that you're in, I work 40 hours and go to school full time as well. Unless you're personally funding their trip then I don't see the how the last portion is relevant at all

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 16 August 2017 5:02

Pretty certain that OP is implying that their parent ARE using OP's money to fund the trips.

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