Today, my parents invited all their kids and grandkids to join them on a vacation trip to the mountains; all their kids except me, that is. I'm not invited. But they did invite my ex-husband. And his new girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
Today, there's a family reunion in my parents' backyard. I'm not invited because my Mom, Dad, Aunts, Uncles and Grandparents are upset that I'm divorcing my ex-husband. Apparently, trying to kill me doesn't matter since he's funny, always made excellent barbecue chicken in past reunions, and everybody loves him. FML
Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, I realized the only reason I was invited to go on vacation with my extended family was so I could babysit everyone's children while the adults go out and have fun. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I took my parents and 3 sisters to the airport so they could take a trip to Hawaii. I wasn't invited because they don't like my husband. They asked me to watch the dog and water the plants. FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Whoa...that's just ****** up all the way.
xJessyx 0
That sucks. Sounds like my family.
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Comments (82)
coffeechick68 1
Sounds like something my mother would do with my ex and his wife... I figure no loss to me, they all deserve each other. Sucks to be you
JaymeBaby 0
i will never understand why guys do that! im not into accents, so if you have one or are faking one.. you have less of a chance wit me
HELLOjealousy 4
WHAT?
Twincest 11
You win the retard prize for answering the wrong FML!
citydreams7 0
That's just ******* ridiculous!!! I hate parents! I have sympathy for you...tell them to go **** themselves!
carolthebitch 0
i agree
ColdGold 6
Ask them why.
Josh_Factor 0
I have a question. Why's he your ex? Maybe if he was a great guy and you cheated on him or something, perhaps they like him more than you. My friend's ex in-laws like him more than their daughter, he's a great guy and she became a total ***** and cheated on him with her workmates. That may be a bit extreme in your case, but in the end, perhaps they like him more than you.
Twincest 11
"and cheated on him with her workmates." ...wait, with SEVERAL of them??? ewwww!! :s
thekillercure21 0
This is fake.
klar_fml 0
WTF? Owwww! that is nasty.
Connkidd 0
either they are bad people or you're a huge asshole and no one wants u around. either way that sucks.
Twincest 11
I agree : you must be some mjor pain! Ask them why, demand honesty. It'll hurt. Or just dissapear from the world: unplug phone, move out. Cut bridges to your family. You'll see how much they care.
Keli_Kitty 0
You must have ****** something up majorly to deserve that kind of treatment.