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Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
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treasa 0
That sucks. Something similar happened to me once. I was in my playset, showing one of the neighborhood kids how safe and not scary it was up on the upper level and in the covered slide, when I got attacked by a hive of wasps who had made their home up there.
faeglenn 0
hey everyone, latkematzoball has a gigantic stick up his butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy??
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blastvortex 4
Well, it's a pity that it the comic doesn't follow the story, but a great comic it is nonetheless.
iwadasn 33
What are you talking about? The girl gets kicked by a horse and ends up in the hospital with a broken leg. That seems to follow the FML pretty closely...
Cromwellsandwich 0
The point of the FML was that she was trying to prove a point to her parents, and it directly backfired on her. It wasn't "Today, I got kicked by a horse and broke my leg. FML."
roronoazoro_fml 0
The horse is apologetic, which shows it didn't mean to/wouldn't normally do it, ie because it is harmless. Bit too subtle for ya?
Cromwellsandwich 0
Maybe, but the parents are still no where to be found.
Serafie 0
Ahaha, brilliant illustration. Amazing coloring and very simple while getting the point across perfectly. Love this one.
LemonFairy 0
At least the horse was sorry and brought you flowers? ;)
lovemyfml 0
The illustration is cute =]
Jimbo13Jones 0
that's because horses suck
Tigg3r 3
hahaha!!! This reminds me of something that happened to me!! I was riding a horse around and it bucked. I was also riding barebacked. Me, being not used to riding horses, was like OMG THERE"S NOTHING TO HOLD!!!!! and fell off. I ended up fracturing the radial head in my elbow. I did not know that when you pull on a horses mane, it doesn't hurt them so do not blame me!!! Anyway, hope your leg gets better.=)
Jem0_0 0
You probably shouldn't be riding bareback if you're not already an experienced rider...
HookEmTexas07 0
You didn't think pulling a horse's mane would hurt it? Are you that stupid? Tell me, how does it feel when somebody pulls your hair?
GrapefruitZoe 0
You must not be a horse rider. It does NOT hurt the horses to grab on their mane, surprisingly enough.
heartlessagony 0
I guess the keyword is "almost"
yummehMOO 0
adorable illustration!!!
shredhead11 5
hah, once I was on my Grandpa's horse, and my little cousin shot a pop gun right by me, and the horse freaked out and bucked me off! Ouch.
dabeachbum 0
it looks like u have ur hand up the horses butt in ur picture on the second frame. hehe