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Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
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treasa 0
That sucks. Something similar happened to me once. I was in my playset, showing one of the neighborhood kids how safe and not scary it was up on the upper level and in the covered slide, when I got attacked by a hive of wasps who had made their home up there.
faeglenn 0
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sirfuzzitoes 0
man, that suuuucks. im pretty sure this would be the definition of painful irony. i hope, for the sake of the story, your parents burst out laughing, and then called an ambulance. also, i hope you didnt break your femur, that takes forever to heal and is a total bitch (not that i've ever broken my femur or anything...)
smiley_chik17 0
Wow that sucks ,ive been rideing scince i was 7, im 14 now, i was rideing ,my friends horse for her while she was on vacation and he spooked and fell on me , i broke my hip & femur. I feel your pain, literally but im not afraid of horses it still love them. & yes # 11 it is a total bitch
DiSab 0
Ouch. That sucks.
ActionJesus 0
FAKE. Well, at least, it didn't happen today. At what point in between getting kicked in the leg and going to the hospital did you have time to sit down at a computer, go on the internet, and post this story on this website?
Otium_fml 3
Wow... Worst timing ever... Get better soon!
noodlesandsauce 0
Horses are not completely harmless.. they can kill you.
britzy_03 19
Yes but so can humans but you dont see everyone being scared of other humans just because they can injure and kill
ElleEnvy 0
That sucks, i hope your leg gets better. The horse might just have been jumpy with strangers there.
Ybot_fml 0
You're never supposed to go right behind a horse... This was your fault.
smiley_chik17 0
horses are harmless if you take the right prcautions #17 but there are allways risks you do with anything
Ivy_fml 0
hahahahah man that sucks, my horse has kicked me in the past, its painful. I love horses, but they can be assholes sometimes.