Miscellaneous: Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's....

are you serious, maybe it was just a joke? lol i mean honestly i think your too old to have a party at chucky cheeses, if not that kinda sucks but the pizza there is good, and they have an awesome arcade yayyyyy.

Jennydew 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:01

What's wrong with that?! Chuck E Cheese is awesome!! John's Incredible Pizza is even better!!!

Tezasaurous 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:02

What are you talking about?! Chuck E. Cheese is the most awesome of places!

ilikemusic 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:03

At least you had a party. My 18th birthday was today too and what did I do? Pretty much nothing. Unless eating is considered something...

yourstruly21 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:23

actually you're always doing something, even if you're just sitting You can never be doing nothing

Adriennerox211 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:05

:O lucky :/ Steal tokens!!!! :D Happy B-Day. Have fun!!!

DJ375 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:31

If you didn't want to have your birthday there then I'd suggest not begging your parents to take you so often... request to go to Dave & Busters

Uvula 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:31

The pizza there is the best ever.

baby_girl_1994 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:39

LMFAO. Parents.

HeyyTonie 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:51

How is this a FML?? I just turned 19 and, I would be thrilled to go there!

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