Today, my mother decided she wanted the family to go on a special outing for the holidays. She asked me to drive everyone when she got home from work. Later I noticed the house was empty. The whole family, including the dog, left without telling me. They took my car. FML
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Yeah I was pretty upset that they left after asking me to drive in the first place. Why? I have no idea why. I was pretty upset but they didn't think it was a big deal. I was going to drive out to where they were to confront them about it until I realized I had no keys or car. I had to wait till they got back to yell at them.
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iPeterPan 8
You should have reported your car missing.
stupidLes 0
Report your car stolen
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musicalmandi16 0
think: what would bam margera do in this situation?
Pheonee 0
Well, I hope you got your revenge. This is what I wish I would have the balls to do: 1. run screaming through the house, overturning tables and chairs and generally make a mess. 2. splash non-stain, non-toxic paint all over the walls and carpets (this is so you won't have to live in a smoothied house for the rest of your life) 3. make a ribbon from your mother's best linen and hang it around the freshing egg-and-TPed house, to cut it with much fanfare as the family pulls up in the driveway screaming at you. 4. deny the dog of pets and treats for a month. So what did you do?
lostmongoose 23
Not really fair to punish the dog it doesn't know any better
julesies 0
Oh man. That sucks. The 'including the dog' line made me chuckle, though. That's pretty sad.
x_y_z 0
**** that shitt. i hate family outtings. i would have ******* party at my place if i were you. damn ungrateful bitch
anybodyudontnoe 0
to #26 dude wtf not everybody thinks like u maybe she wanted to go! Dickweed!
Froenx 0
report the car as stolen and have a huge party. if they wanna do that to you, then you have every right to stick it to em.
noobslayer92 0
Are you kidding me? I'd be glad if my family did that. The whole house ALL TO MYSELF, and an opportunity for revenge. Ahh, the things I would do.
stfuchivonne 0
#27 is right you should report the car stolen! If you know where they were heading you could give the cops a hint
bassmaster_pat 0
report a stolen car XD
xxALLISAUR 0
INCLUDING THE DOG? they like a dog better than you? jk jk jk :)
spadez 0
Lol #4