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juice723 Brooklyn, United States

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

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So yeah I've seen some comments asking for a follow up... I'm a girl. my mom has always said that her greatest regret was not having more children herself, but she's, you know, going through menopause... So I think wanting a lot of grandchildren is her way of making up for that. She has also clarified that she will be happy with four grandchildren, which is what I want to have. It was just wishful thinking that she could have that many grandchildren to help raise. Sorry if this long comment is confusing, but I hope it helps to clear things up!

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well, if she wants lots of grandchildren, then she should have had more children herself!

Better get to work!

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10 grandchildren?! Having just one rug rat is bad enough! I have two cats. Lets see, something that might ruin my furniture over something that would ruin my life... yeah, like that was a hard decision.

Well then you better start cutting condoms

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Better get busy. If you catch my meaning.

My Grandpa who had my dad had a total of eight boys including him. On with my dads mom and then seven more with his next wife. He is a good man but I think he could have stopped sooner than he did

Maybe you just think you're an only child. O.o

better get busy!! lol

I know how you feel dude! I'm in the exact same situation.

Almost all my friends have between 6-11 siblings

I don't want any kids. This causes a problem, because my mom wants a lot of grandkids and my sister's health problems make it so she cannot have anymore. She has one and that is enough for me. It's too expensive and I really dislike small children... so one grandkid unless my sister adopts.

You're going to have to adopt.