Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
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JayDNut 1
OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!
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emmingle 24
Spousal abuse is serious as ****. Your girlfriend is a twat for lying about something like that.
MzZombicidal 36
And what's so wrong with her that she thinks domestic abuse is something to joke about?
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Comments (198)
Joedbag 8
Honestly, just dump her ass...
Truthteller31 1
Break up with her and ask if she can take that seriously.
jh921971 10
Dump her. Nobody should lie to people about someone they "care about"
wholock 12
Well...
Bevspeaks 11
As a formerly abused child, her words seriously offend me to a core of anger I never knew I had in me. She is a lying bitch and you need to back up and get out of that relationship, if anyone asks why, tell them the truth: she lied about a serious offense, maybe then she'll take shit like that more seriously instead of being a total **** and lying when there are people, children and animals getting abused on the daily without telling anyone, I am completely sorry there are people this insensitive and that you dated one of them OP.
jayray313 21
Your ex girlfriend, right? Because that "joke" could have cost you jail time or your life if the bearings had gone too far. Lying about domestic abuse isn't funny at all. She's the girl who cried wolf now.
kaykaybreann 5
that's what you get for dating a bitch.
Marie314 17
Did you try explaining?
jenevil27 9
Wow, thats messed up... i wonder what you did to piss her off
EvilLittleMan 23
That bitch needs to be slapped upside the head with a King Kong softie *****.