Today, my girlfriend "got even" with me after an argument by telling people that I've been beating her. Three guys later came over to my place and beat the crap out of me. Her reaction: "I didn't think they'd take it so serious!" FML
JayDNut tells us more.
JayDNut 1
OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!
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emmingle 24
Spousal abuse is serious as ****. Your girlfriend is a twat for lying about something like that.
MzZombicidal 36
And what's so wrong with her that she thinks domestic abuse is something to joke about?
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Comments (198)
Dubsgirl 10
In no circumstances is it OK for someone to do that! I don't care what OP said to make her mad...she's stupid to have said that
Simoneaux17 11
Your girlfriend is a *****.
jodyl1 5
Domestic violence is NOT something to ever joke about, especially since it is taken so seriously, and could have landed him in jail, even if she recanted later (seen this happen numerous times!). In this case, it's even worse since others attacked him, again on her word alone. DTB, sue for conspiracy for the assault, and go on with life without her. People who do things like that need to be locked up .
jodyl1 5
The stereotypes are that men are always the aggressor and women are always the victim. This is why so many men get laughed at when they claim to be the victim. As SynicalGuy noted, women are estimated to be just as guilty, but our brainwashed society obscures it. Even after the OPs follow-up comment about what caused it, I'd dump her, file charges, and teach her DV is nothing to kid around about. If he lets her go with nothing done, who is going to be her next victim?
TcheQ 12
That's horrible, so sorry to hear you got involved with someone so heartless and selfish.
SAgirl 23
Ex girlfriend right?
ShenaniganNinja 20
This is really messed up. By lying about such things, she also trivializes the abuse all real victims of domestic violence.
slimysecrets504 4
Dump that stupid bitch, no one has a right to something like that.
villain1987 1
Wow your girlfriend is a piece of vindictive s.hit
secretlady99 6
leave her! for your mental and physical health leave her!