Today, my girlfriend dumped me. This poses a problem, because her mother is my boss, and we work in an office on the first story of their apartment. Tomorrow I have to decide whether to quit my awesome and only job, or go to work for my now ex's mother in their house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was cool, until I found out that the HR recruiter was my mother-in-law. She told me that the work was mine if I break up with her daughter. I have until the next Wednesday to think about it. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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Top comments
fooltemptress 36
At least it's only the first story. That's a survivable fall if you get thrown out the window by either the ex or the mother ...
Zoey5683 17
Unless your now ex-girlfriend is making it seem like you dumped her and creating drama, i don't see how this is a problem. Talk with your 'boss' outside of working time because work and home drama should not mix. It's not professional.
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Comments (122)
walkwithalimp 6
Go to work and keep in professional. she can't fire you. That's a lawsuit
drm8 3
Go to work, but remember this for the future: "Don't poop where you eat."
middlenamefrank 8
You must be young, and/or never have been dumped before. It's not YOUR fault your ex was stupid enough to dump you, and in any event that has nothing to do with your job. Go in with your head held high and kick some serious butt at work.
Yinoluu 4
Don't be stupid. Go to work. She doesn't control your life
DanielleinDC 34
Wow, awkward. Hopefully you can keep your awesome job, but if you can't handle it, start looking for another one.
vivipickle 5
Keep the job!
KaylaTackett 18
If you really love your job, then you should keep it. Just try and make the best of everything.
saqer 8
Heyyy money is still money
FemskyD 26
She broke up with you, her mom Will understand and should be proffesional dont quit a job over something that isnt your fault!!
arandomperson97 19
I like how you specify that you work on the first story XD