Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML
feenix89 tells us more.
yeah, she goes through phases where she says she's Christian. We dated for about a year, we started dating and she sat me down to ask if I was a Christian too. We had sex 3 weeks into our relationship, and then for another 9 months, and we stopped to 'get closer to God' And I also think it was around that time she started nailing my friend. And she still has yet to understand why I don't want to talk to her
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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JJBADGE10 7
It's not religion it's her
vvtumblesbee 0
Thank you #22 (and #23). I can accept the fact that there are people here who are angry at people who are hypocritical and use religion to their own means. But I can't accept some of these comments people are making about "don't date religious people," "screw religion," "don't date Christians," etc. I myself am Christian, and I am angry at the hypocrisy as well. I have had two serious relationships; I found out I was being cheated on after four years in the first one, and I have been in my current relationship for four years. I have never cheated, and have never thought of cheating. If you truly believe in a higher power, you don't try to manipulate that power into what is convenient for you.
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Comments (57)
Biohazard808 0
you should take pics of her and your bestfriend doing it and then send them to her Christian parents
terror_twins 0
Whatabitch
Save_Bandit 5
awesome comments. I couldn't have put it half as good. AJ for the win!
Zukox 0
BS? People are telling their personal stories. Don't read the comments if you're going to get all pissy.
Unbannedban 0
ewww, religion geek... good for you. Holy shit I hate those people. WWJD!!!??? >.<
EmmyRahh 5
is his name Christian?
XDBrittany1228 0
i'm sure they make a very cute couple. :)
SilenceIsSilver 0
Ouch. The irony hurts me too. :
DalekScythe 0
**** all of you. you insult me with your religious stereotypes. I am christian and I am not what all you assholes say. :)
Lukaroast 0
anyone that believes the churches lies isn't worth anything anyways. the book of Satan on the other hand, most enlightening. not joking
HellRaiser12321 9
The one by Anton LaVey?