Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML
Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML
Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML
Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant with my boss, trying to make a good impression. I ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, only to later realize I'd forgotten my wallet. My boss had to pay for the meal, and I'm wondering if my job in accounting is now on the line. FML
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aback 5
Friends?
Macthenyfe 0
It must suck to have to buy your friends. Oops, I meant dinner. Good thing you got that promotion so you can afford both
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Comments (86)
bosshaug 0
(gilfred godfrey's voice) hahahahahaha ydi
plexico 4
Do you mean Gilbert Gottfried?
andlifesuxagain 0
no gilfred, the less funny & more ascetically pleasing of the Gottfried
Intoxicunt 6
Stop handing out troll cookies so indiscriminately. I tried correcting him once. He's making an ass of himself intentionally. Edit: There's a LESS funny version of Gilbert Gottfried?
Casualt1234 0
carlos mencia mayynn. i re-package jokes with a mexican accent maaayyn.
Intoxicunt 6
Hahahaha. :D Carlos Mencia, FTL.
Casualt1234 0
"my dick don't work maaayyn."
xoxcinderellaxox 0
time to change friends
TheTruth1428 0
Time to get new friends or pull the same thing on them. Just say something like, "Hey, lets all head out to *insert fancy place here* for a bite to eat." Then after you're eating, act like you're going to the bathroom, and leave on them. That's if you're up for the vindictive deal.
roker 0
I could just see them doing it again.
VoodooPriestess 16
They could also dine and dash but leave something behind to make OP seem like the person to confront.
Captain_Jello 0
you are a dumbass if you paid for theirs. I would have paid my part and told the manager that they left without paying.
shadow_child 0
You should have dashed.
nuttinick 0
ydi. when someone "takes a smoke" or "goes to the bathroom" THEY LEAVE!
AshleyRose784 0
well you did just get promoted...j/k that's so rude
premiermois 5
Never have I seen more stupid, pointless comments on FML than right here. Mine included.
ilikeu12 0
Great friends you have. I would pay them back with a foot up there a$$
CosmicPossum 2
You need better friends.