Daniel_rules
United States
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
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Superadie 0
Whoa, that 's a friend! Remember to seduce his girlfriend/ Get his mom pregnant/ turn his sister fat by feeding her only sweets/ train his dog to pee on his bed/ and make him lose his job.. But no hards feelings, huh?
fmlsmymiddlename 0
Hahaha feeling loved?
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piderman13 0
Randy: what seems to be the ociffer problem?...
Fallaway 0
Everyone here is uptight as hell. The cop's not going to shoot him, you morons. I would have said the same thing. I think that's ******* hilarious.
scottie06 0
never make fast movements around someone with a gun... just a heads up
perfectwinds 0
I think that's hilarious, great way to lighten the mood. Watch Gabriel Iglesias stand up about cops, you'll learn. If you make them laugh you're off the hook. =P
Tehalon 0
You should have told the cop "What did you think i was gonna do, kill you with the smell of my feet, are you retarded?! Do i look like some psychofuck that trows shoes at people?!"
vicxxx 0
I really think that cop has a problem....
hockeygirl202 0
this is not an fml. it was just a joke.
chapelsen 0
HAHA! I could totally see my brothers saying that about me and vice versa.... I could see us all saying that about our friends....that's classic!
ManOfTheHour 0
The cop doesnt have a problem. The driver was an idiot. A police officer is trained to defend himself, not wait for you to pull a gun on him and then draw his weapon. Its the same reason why you dont get out of the car as the officer is approaching.
mobius8 0
Your friend's cool.