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StolenCarz Asheville, United States

Today, my friend and I were walking down my neighborhood when he joked that my car was being stolen when one that looked exactly like it passed. It was my car. FML

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Was able to get it recovered, the perpetrator is now in jail :) thanks everyone

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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ndnpride88 25

Hopefully you got a good look at the driver

At least you have all the information so the police can find it? Sorry dude. FYL

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Ok, I probably sound like an idiot, but what does OP mean/stand for?

Original Poster

Obvious percolation

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Opulent Progress

Ophthalmological Procedure

After 2 years of using FML, I finally know the answer to that! And so much!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Oral Penetration

#40 Or the more kinky, yet much less well known: Ocular Penetration

41: That gives a whole new meaning to an eye for an eye.

#30 Thanks for the real answer lol. Thanks the rest of you for your hilarious answers. XD

I've felt the same pain till now

Lol so glad I stumbled into this exchange just browsing fml

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Shade0000 9

original potato

Dude, where's my car?

Broooooo, sorry.

One of those few true *facepalm* moments. Sorry OP. :/