Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML
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Blaisey 22
Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
androtech 12
Oh gosh! is your kitten ok?
disturbed678 10
You should hit her over the head with a pan.
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Comments (328)
smythehouse 4
Oh my gosh! Is it ok?
elusiveshame 22
Beat your roommate with a frying pan. There's no reason why anyone should harm an animal
ibanghellokitty 8
Quick kick her out! Before she thinks you're her evil teddy bear!!
samij20 6
:(
miaaxoxxo 16
this is why I hate people.
JesusOfNazareth 16
I feel evil for saying this but: PennyWise seems like the most badazz name ever
ToxicTyrael 26
I would slice your roommate's throat
Okamichu 21
I would call the cops
Lars93 18
Awh, is he ok ?
WhackTheJackal 22
I hope your roommate dies being hit over the head with a pan.