Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed with the biggest, tackiest, most Geordie Shore-style ring I’ve ever seen. I said yes because I love him, but this thing is twice as wide as my finger and just looks horrible compared to the solitaire ring I told him I really liked. I’m embarrassed to be seen wearing it. FML
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slushpup9696 12
It's not about the ring...
Breeneefml12 0
why are you bitching? at least you know he wants to spend the rest of his life with you now, so shut the **** up and be happy.
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Comments (295)
FailTiger 0
Graphite? Isn't that what's in pencil lead? I would take the ring and write CHEAP BASTARD with it. On his forehead.
Ghostfire258 3
wow ur spoiled. all girls are spoiled like that.
bttrflyqt1984 0
U know, no not all girls are like that i bought my own engagement ring with my exhusband my boyfriend could buy me a 25 dollar ring and i would love it as much as i love him i dont GAF whats on my finger i care more about whos by my side every1 is rightt this bitch needs to get over herself i hope her man finds a girl that desearves him
JustHereBecause 0
if you don't love him anymore, can i have him? :]
sallen0046 4
Oh boo hoo, someone wants to marry you. You life is so hard! Get the hell over yourself.
Zebidee 9
Did he pay for it using pieces of paper he'd colored in green with crayons?
DoesAnyoneCareIf 0
I personally would love a graphite ring.
SkullCanddi 0
Nerdy Win.
psicoe 0
give him a blow up doll and tell him they are both ways to get ----!!
cmc9540 4
I love how everyone is saying she is ungrateful and materialistic but if her boyfriend was the one posting about her not liking the ring you would say he is a cheap wad and that he deserves it.
bttrflyqt1984 0
No i would still say shes an ungrateful bitch and he deserves better
beastmcbeastly 0
technically he's rite