Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Beautiful
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
blacklove
United States
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
KidCudi227
United States
Empathy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
blaze
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
bad poet
Millerton, United States
National bard
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
jemma
Canada
Love is…
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Headless
Lyngby, Denmark
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
notakeeper
Orlando, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
marie
Mixed signals
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
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my_fml_account 2
roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you
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Comments (169)
optimistic91 0
dnt let it get to u,u simlpy deserve sm1 better, but knw how to chose next time
Sun_Kissed18 25
I got a headache reading this. Why do people feel the need 2 typ lyke dis!
awesomegirl2s98 1
IKR? XD. no it's actually really annoying. my friend texts to me like that
awesomegirl2s98 1
IKR? XD. no it's actually really annoying. my friend texts to me like that
that_band_nerd 22
I would like to buy a vowel for 200.
stolentrix 0
that's so middle school. He's lame. you're better off.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
wow... what a prick... FYL
plexico 4
You should write back. Roses are red. I ****** your brother. You're a lousy lay. Go ask your mother.
violentturtle 0
Eh.
piles_of_fail 0
epic win, plex! ^^
XOfiestypixie 0
Plexi = win.
Intoxicunt 6
I call a meeting of the "plexico, have my babies" members, so we can all bow and kiss plexi's feet for his awesome comments.
XOfiestypixie 0
Vice Dictator #1 reporting to duty, Oh Great and Powerful Dictator, Intoxicunt. =) Can I call you Toxi? or do you prefer Cunty?
plexico 4
Oh, ladies, you make me blush! Thanks for your kind words and pleasant thoughts, but my feet are ticklish. Let's be nice for now and say I will settle for some lingering handshakes ;)
Casualt1234 0
is this the line to suck plexi's dick? oh darn, starchild isn't here to fulfill his dream... :/
MG_4192 0
#17 FTW.
Intoxicunt 6
Lmao. No, this line has nothing to do with sucking any dicks. That line is on the other FML. Better hurry, you may miss out! Get it while it's hot. You may call me whatever you please, my dear. :) We're missing our other vice-dictator and Lieutenant Kay... plexi, how ever will we have your children with only a lingering handshake? *Tickles feet*
plexico 4
I said I was going to be nice "for now." After hours, we'll figure out other things. And my poem was supposed to be free verse, the rantings of a scorned girlfriend. It is not intended to follow a standard scheme of meter and rhyme.
TheLetterZero 7
That's really too bad. There's a special rhyme scheme for this thread and you didn't follow it. Therefore, you fail.
Intoxicunt 6
Oh. Well, that works. Save up the "bad" for after hours. Haha. The rantings of a scorned girlfriend would be screamed though. I can picture that: A girl screaming poetically.
Vagrarian 2
Roses are red And you're feeling blue But your ex is a prick Forget him and his poo. (OK, OK, lousy poem, but cripes, anyone who dumps someone that way is a douche. OP, you're better off without him.)
Vagrarian 2
Wait, even a better one. Roses are red And make some people cough Forget that douche, baby You're better off.
Oblong 2
Roses are red. Skepta. Violets are blue. Roses are red, violets are blue You know I got my eyes on you *I wear my suuuuuunglasses at night, so I can so I can*
Polionixon 2
you got OWNED
jonny2x4 0
Oooooh! SERVED!!!
viral_fml 0
You got dumped. An FML? Hardly. Harden the **** up bitch, no wonder you got dumped. YDI.
lenasaur 0
its not that she got dumped, its the crass and rude way she got dumped by someone who is supposed to care about her
Plumppotato 3
except that if he cared about her, he wouldnt dump her. thats right. i said it.
Dmb15freeweezy 0
he's right lol
awesomegirl2s98 1
27 you're an asshole. FYL.
manatees_r_epic 0
85, he must have cared about her beforehand, considering he dated her. Unless he used her...
admad_fml 1
Ahaha this FML is epic, that poem made my day :D #4 and #12 epic win tho #17 and #20 is epic fail
plexico 4
#4 blows #12 is good Mine (#17) is also good, some people might really like it. #20 and #21 also blow. Your poetry critic skills mostly suck.
Intellectualist 0
Haha, You sound like comic book guy. Not in a bad way mind you.
XOfiestypixie 0
How can you not like Plexico's poem. Plexico is like an FML god. BOW BEFORE PLEXICO! (PS. Hi Plexi =] )
TheLetterZero 7
#4 was good. #12 was great. #17 was mediocre, written wrong. #20 was bad. #21 was pretty good. Since none of you can get your ratings right.
Intoxicunt 6
Let me help. #17 wins. The rest of you fail. Simple! PS. Hi lauralatch, XOfiestypixie, and plexico! It's like a damn orgy in here. :)
TheLetterZero 7
#76, that's not helping, that's being dumb.
Intoxicunt 6
I'm being dumb for having an opinion that differs from yours? So, by your logic, everyone but you is dumb. Yes, you are indeed a ******* masterpiece of evolution.
Intellectualist 0
Oh intoxicunt, you love the sexy damn orgy in here :)