Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML
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aireeahna 23
i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks
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etoilenuit 15
Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..
beaverteaser 16
and now no more blow jobs
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Nastorrian 11
Dislocated your jaw how? He hit you? Because I see no other way that's possible if it just trying to give him a hickey on his chest, a semi flat surface.... I can't keep up.. I give up... This is just ridiculous...why.. I mean how..like..whaaa.. but then...uhh..*Slams head into desk*
texeira1248 3
Probably means you're the side chick sorry
VixenPandora 6
Why is breaking up the answer to everything now a days? It's not like OP's boyfriend just *punched* her in the Mouth. He was just trying to push her away (Which, I will admit is shocking for a Male to do), but I've seen guys' pick on each other for Hickey's. I don't find Hickey's very attractive.
IrePandaPotterLe 8
L
Robert1989 9
you should dislocat something of his or break something of his. your choice
IrePandaPotterLe 8
Oo
graphicstyle7 17
Yeah.. guys usually show hickeys to other guys with pride... Keep your eyes open for signs of another girl in his life.
nachosbabygurl 9
hope you left him
emeraldmaz 9
He has the right to say 'no' as much as anyone else. How persistent were you, if he had to use enough strength to do that?
references_fml 2
As a former swimmer (from Iowa no less) I can confirm that people did show up to practice with hickeys, it was noticeable, and they did get crap for it.