Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML
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aireeahna 23
i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks
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etoilenuit 15
Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..
beaverteaser 16
and now no more blow jobs
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drbobbz 16
No means no. If he's not into it, don't try to force it
piedpiper303 29
I don't think he said no until after it happened, #17. She said he pulled her off after she tried to give him one. I doubt he told her beforehand he didn't want one.
kirrra 11
im sure his first reaction as she latched on would have been to say no or something along those lines, forcefully having to pull her face off of him was probably the last resort....
metalcrazed 21
I agree if he had to try that hard to get away,there is no way he didn't say stop as well.
Sh4dowrider32 3
Not necessarily. I've been forcefully thrown off in the middle of stuff because the guy just isn't very gentle. Or uses more strength than is necessary.
hayjay2000 8
I would agree if he hadn't done it to her. It sounds like the girl didn't really want her breasts sucked on because she wanted to do some "revenge" or "being equal".
commandercolbert 6
gay.
TXFernwoods 26
I hope you jaw gets better. Sorry OP ):
tjanes 16
Well...you won't be giving any more hickeys for a while...
nickn426 14
This is one of the strangest FMLs I've seen..
sdroze1389 31
you have not seen very many then.
jh921971 10
That's why you don't give each other hickeys
nightowl713 25
Agreed! I suppose as long as they are somewhere private it isn't that big of a deal, but having them visible is down right trashy. I can't stand people who wear them like badges of honor.
sdroze1389 31
is he worried about his friends making fun of him or his secret gf/bf finding out about you? that should be the question. what high school guy is ashamed of a hickey?
dachayke 16
Where did it say he went to high school?
sdroze1389 31
it didn't. that was an assumption, I just figured grown ups have all grown out of hickeys.
Nastorrian 11
The whole swim team thing and them giving hickeys and rolling around like 17 year olds kind of made everyone assume "High schoolers" I think if anything it's the "safe" assumption.
KingOfPokemon 6
Your fault for dong that knowing he was on a swim team
funnyguy_101 4
Were you sucking on him like a catfish or what
jmann8811 15
HOLY ****!