Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time after we made up from a huge fight. He loves my cat, but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him. He yelled at me for "making" her not like him by "telling her lies". FML
littlekellilee tells us more.
Thanks for the kind words towards my cat, she's feeling much better! The comments were all hilarious! I think he was just still feeling sensitive about the fight because he apologized shortly after and admitted to acting crazy. I think I'll probably keep him around, he's a pretty good guy usually and definitely hasn't done this before. I'll keep an eye out though. Thanks everyone!
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Tiagoroth 10
Don't let crazy stick its dick in you.
Voij 16
18, cats are actually much smarter than most people think. It's why they've managed to overtake humanity and become the sole ruler of this planet several millenia ago. Just think about it, most of the effects of it can even be seen in modern day technology: The arrowkeys on a keyboard have almost the exact same form as the paw of a cat, the one thing we use to play around with on the computer is called a "mouse" and notebooks inexplicably give off a subtle amount of heat, just enough to function as a perfectly temperated resting place. Coincidences? I think not! Now if you'll excuse me, I hear some scratching at my door. I'll edit my post once I'm back to share more secrets of our feline overlords with you guys.
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Comments (87)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
cat's are blah
DocBastard 40
So are misplaced apostrophes.
Pleonasm 36
Punctuating correctly is so 90's; lol?
jixiekat 14
...okay then your grammer is also blah
NeighSoulSister 6
39- Says the one who misspelled grammar.
fakedsincerity 32
the irony is delicious.
countrygirl109 11
Your grammar is more "blah" than the cat.
unlucky_04 10
Tell him to play with his own pussy
countrygirl109 11
That comment was unnessesary.
Norris_FTW_77 9
Just tell him it wasn't you. It's the voices from the TV. For extra dramatic effect make sure the TV is off at the time, and argue with it loudly.
Gityerchicken 12
Bwahaha that's just too funny!
perdix 31
I guess that truce was short-lived. Get to battle stations!!! So, people like to pick fights just to have make-up sex. I don't get it.
RedX1000FML 11
Yes, because OP is the cat whisperer. Seriously, OP's bf is pretty dim-minded to think she could've done this.
RayneSmytson 24
Sounds like a guy to ditch and move on!
worldclassrager 41
I hope your cat is better when he comes backzxx
olpally 33
Another victim for the cats to claim. Biggest trolls out there.
thisusernamee 5
Smh .. That's horrible