Don't let crazy stick its dick in you.

18, cats are actually much smarter than most people think. It's why they've managed to overtake humanity and become the sole ruler of this planet several millenia ago. Just think about it, most of the effects of it can even be seen in modern day technology: The arrowkeys on a keyboard have almost the exact same form as the paw of a cat, the one thing we use to play around with on the computer is called a "mouse" and notebooks inexplicably give off a subtle amount of heat, just enough to function as a perfectly temperated resting place. Coincidences? I think not! Now if you'll excuse me, I hear some scratching at my door. I'll edit my post once I'm back to share more secrets of our feline overlords with you guys.

Wow! hope your cat is okay :)

How could you... Date someone so crazy

He sounds like a drama queen..... RUN!!

Tell him clearly he can only have one pussy. Make your pick.

Even when my cats sick it still never looses an opportunity to play :)

Your boyfriend is a dumbshit

Best fml ever haha

He sounds paw-sitively pussy whipped.

run and don't look back.

Thanks for the kind words towards my cat, she's feeling much better! The comments were all hilarious! I think he was just still feeling sensitive about the fight because he apologized shortly after and admitted to acting crazy. I think I'll probably keep him around, he's a pretty good guy usually and definitely hasn't done this before. I'll keep an eye out though. Thanks everyone!