Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts like a rabid dog when he does. FML
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So yes, I agree that I completely deserve it because I won't be blunt with him. I just don't want him to get insecure about it, like he has with other intimate things. I drop hints by not showing response when he starts to act like I'm a chew toy, but it doesn't work. I have however, brought up the idea of watching movies with him, he's agreed to it, so maybe I'll lightly drop the bomb there.... But all in all, he's a great man and an exceptional lover--just not with that one bit of foreplay. Thanks for the laughs and opinions!
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rosha267 21
If you're comfortable enough to have sex with him you should be comfortable enough to talk to him about it
JMichael 26
Well maybe if you say something he could improve. Can't expect improvement without communication.
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Comments (138)
BrickTamlandLamp 13
At least he doesn't have rabies
gracehi 33
Put peanut butter on your pleasure button, then.
DeadPixel4 29
You can get a yeast infection from that
lil_ham1644 29
It was a joke...
gracehi 33
Speaking from experience, DeadPixel?
Pat000005 9
If you like him going down on you, it should be no problem telling him
patriot7 9
Are you sure he's up to date on his shots?
barfcannon 24
He likes to live on the wild side
revelation11B 10
"I said, 'Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.'"
Pleonasm 36
With a lot of leg humping and butt sniffing afterwards.
fuckup666 17
Just talk about it.. My bf is being a real dick when It comes to sex
gracehi 33
Ba dum tssss
sammyjanette 17
What? He won't let you go down on him because you act like a rabid dog when you do too?
BrickTamlandLamp 13
That's the weirdest form of sex I've ever heard of
mannatee 19
So you'll post it on the Internet but won't talk to him about it?
sammyjanette 17
To be fair this website is anonymous. What repercussions does she have to worry about by posting it here as opposed to those she would face in real life?
LisaDay 14
he wont improve for one. and a consequence of that is that she may not enjoy it enough and lose interest in sex completely.
Kergami 18
Communication is everything... If you don't communicate it will never change.
kayteakay 26
You'll both be much happier if you make the effort to talk about it.