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Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML

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Btwigster 8

He's in a punk band, like, old school punk. Very '70's sounding. They don't even sing about girls that I've noticed! However, he apologized later and explained he was just nervous, and that it would never happen again. I believe that he was just nervous, but that sort of thing sticks with you, you know? You can't help wondering if that's how he really feels.

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Alcohol is truth potion, so watch his drinking limit

If he's singing songs about bitchy ex girlfriends that would be a good thing. Kinda hard to judge when we don't know what it is she inspired.

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RockstarRN 10

A drunken mind speaks sober thoughts.

maybe all of his songs are die bitch die. I personally wouldn't want that related with someone I love lol

wat a drunken douche

Btwigster 8

He's in a punk band, like, old school punk. Very '70's sounding. They don't even sing about girls that I've noticed! However, he apologized later and explained he was just nervous, and that it would never happen again. I believe that he was just nervous, but that sort of thing sticks with you, you know? You can't help wondering if that's how he really feels.

It seems that you have a mixture of self-delusion with a tiny bit of healthy skepticism.

FreezeeMonsta 19

D:

Read poetry. Hatred is more often a motivator than love. Hopefully you come back and read this one day... because really, of everything I have ever jotted down and called poetry- its pretty much all hatred induced

no she must not suck.,..

It looks like it's time for you to get a new boyfriend.

2 words. dump him!

you deserve it for dating someone in a "band."

astarazhna 1

...what?

beautiful1998 0

you might want to try to find a new boyfriend that doesnt get drunk before an interview for his band that is going nowhere