henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML 38 541 13 075
badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML 21 579 67 214