Today, my boss told me I'm not working hard enough because I take French classes two mornings a week and therefore I won't be getting a promotion. If I want the promotion I have to stop taking my French classes. These are the same French classes I was told I originally needed for the promotion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed I spend most of my day translating French, German, and other languages for my boss, as he talks to people overseas. As his assistant I make crap money. If I were promoted to a Translator I’d make a lot more. He won’t promote me. In fact he threatened to fire me if I asked again. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. I've been working hard doing extra work so I can get promoted. He called me in to tell me I'm to reliable in my current position, so I won't be moving up. FML
Today, after putting in 110% at my shitty job for two years straight, my boss told me point-blank I'm too good in my current position for him to ever be able to justify promoting me. FML
Today, I had an hour-long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML
Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML
Today, I found out that my promotion had been rescinded and given to someone else, all because I was on a pre-approved vacation. According to my boss, they need someone who's "committed to the company" for the position, and gave me a lecture on how if I keep being "lazy" and "unmotivated" I'll never get ahead. FML
Today, I found out that my boss, who had promised me a raise, is not promoting me. He says I don't have the right 'vibe' and I'm not 'relaxed' enough for the job. FML
Today, my boss told me that he didn’t want to promote me because my, “scores were too good.” He then told me that I would be getting twice as much work to do than my coworkers, without a raise. I work minimum wage. FML
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I'm too good to be promoted. FML
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lordcrispio 8
bosses suck
comepoopwithme 0
in soviet Russia bosses suck YOU!
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Flyboy_86 0
wat an arse
9ghost4 4
your boss sounds like a dick
reddwarf_fml 0
keep the classes the promotion will cone back around
ElphabaLives 4
Je ne parle pas le française.
patriciadusud_fml 8
I am French, and the best way to learn French is to go the FML French version (french flag on the top of the page).. Where do you think I learn these new english words today : Suck, coconutt, retarded, stick up his ass, ********, 'wat an arse", dick... ? Right on this page... At least, if you do not get your promotion, you will sure have some new hipe French swearwords to say to him.
patriciadusud_fml 8
Another English expression I have learned here today: "you sound like a dick" (#93).... Don't know how I will use this one in real life, but I like it.
decko44 7
here is a fact of life for u French is useless
birdie013 0
you should cuss him out and after say "pardon my French"
bluefairy_fml 24
You're in Switzerland, you should learn French anyway. It's the official language, for God's sake...
vordhosbn 9
well 1 out of 4 official languages actually...
elservas 0
merde!!!!