Today, my boss's incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML
Today, my manager denied our entire team the measly 2% raise he'd promised us months ago because it’s "not in the budget." Coincidentally, all the managers' free company cars were just upgraded from 10 year-old luxury Range Rovers to 2023 Mercedes and BMWs, due to record company profits. FML
Today, my boss brought his son in as our new manager. This kid has zero experience in our industry and yet waltzed into a £75,000 job where his sole responsibility is telling me how to do a skilled job I started before he was born. Plus half the stuff he tries to tell me is incorrect. Cretin. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I found out that one of my subordinates, who is whiny, incompetent, undermining, the definition of passive-aggressive and stupid, was given a pay raise. She now makes more than me. My boss values a complete moron over me. FML
Today, my boss complained about how his performance bonus is too small, as he expected it to be the total amount accrued rather than a percentage. He also made the decision to not give any of the employees profit sharing this year, because the company didn't beat the budgeted increase in profits. FML
Today, I finally got a promotion at work. Today I also found out that no matter how long I work, no matter how much effort and unpaid overtime I put in for 6 years, my coworkers will be convinced I only got promoted because I'm the CFO's son. FML
Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML
Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML
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Wakachulak 22
That really pisses me off. You spoil your kid rotten, that's your choice. But when you start calling him an "employee", that's just insulting to people who actually work for a living.
shippingboat 8
That's really ****** up. Here's hoping you find a better company when this one inevitably goes under, OP.
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Ugh, I know exactly how you feel, OP. My bosses' son does absolutely no work but they won't get rid of him because he has to have money to pay child support, and no one else will hire him because of his shitty legal record. So he does nothing and I end up having to pick up the slack, when I'm already doing the jobs of two people, sometimes three when his mom isn't around. I feel your pain. FYL indeed.
Drosophila82 18
You live in Qatar man, I'm sure the boss is a Qatari national with an IQ lower that dirt of a son! It's the land of nepotism... He'd probably get a huge ass loan from the government next year and have it weived off the next Eid.
daemonsparta 16
will his company is suffering for it so that son will soon liar all of that when they go bankrupt
Austinmichael 7
The first thing that comes to mind is that douche from horrible bosses ???
bjg1009 3
Welcome to the working world, you must be new here...
ale1139 20
Goddamn... Find another job after keying that car!
jax632 1
plot of horrible bosses
roselysunset 12
You should report nepotism to Human Resources.