Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML
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protoskore 27
the business is family owned. the only way to get past a certain point in the hierarchy is to marry one of the daughters and none of them is my type :) besides, I'm fairly well placed and trusted, and the bonuses are large and come often enough.
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ihartmytdi 23
To think we're in the year 2015 and people still react to homosexuality like it's contagious. Sorry to hear that OP, Hopefully your boss gets his head out of his ass and is more accepting.
DocBastard 40
Then go to his house and make sure you touch EVERYTHING. You might be out of a job, but it will be so worth it.
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Zmanzem4 17
Tell him you are gay and if he fires you because of it you can sue him for millions of dollars.
jables38 11
Millions? What are you 10?
JustinJK 21
Shit. Let me go and sue the small family owned restaurant who fired me becuase I didn't "fit in with the image of the restaurant" for millions of dollars. Missing out on the perks of being gay, dammit :(
heartofhannah 28
No, he can't.
nomrana 14
surprise him lol
Mynamewontfi 40
It's weird to think people like your boss still exist.
Guru_Gal 12
Admire all of his belongings at home and at work by picking them all up, so that he can see you do it, and then remind him weeks later about what he said, what you did, and tell him you're gay and that you don't appreciate his disgusting homophobia.
Guru_Gal 12
Or invite him to your house and clean everything he touches so that he can see it. If he asks, let him know that it's what you do when you have homophobes (sp?) round.
Hyenayena 27
Go around touching his stuff, if he finds out and fires you, tell him you ****** a dude on his desk (even if it's not true, just to see his homophobic and germophobic reaction)
murph_fml 21
Touch all the disinfectant wipes, checkmate dickbag
anoushkag 7
Oh god, that's horrendous I just can't even comprehend how people could possibly believe being gay is "infectious"
Devtyro 14
Is wear I've seen a joke about this somewhere before...
hoosiergirl94 31
That must be a really clean office!!