Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML
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protoskore 27
the business is family owned. the only way to get past a certain point in the hierarchy is to marry one of the daughters and none of them is my type :) besides, I'm fairly well placed and trusted, and the bonuses are large and come often enough.
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ihartmytdi 23
To think we're in the year 2015 and people still react to homosexuality like it's contagious. Sorry to hear that OP, Hopefully your boss gets his head out of his ass and is more accepting.
DocBastard 40
Then go to his house and make sure you touch EVERYTHING. You might be out of a job, but it will be so worth it.
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CommentKing207 23
To think people are against gays is awful. They don't hurt anyone, people are just bigots.
CommentKing207 23
I'm not saying that everyone should be for it, I'm saying they should respect people's decisions and not be homophobes. As in I'm not really for or against it, but I respect them...
noonenoeone 22
Your mildly covert attempt to save yourself from being buried is failing...
chosha_fml 27
#12 No idea why you're being down voted here. What you said is true. OP's boss and people like him ARE bigots.
jack67_fml 14
I keep reading how people say how bad his boss is. Like its his life, his house, who are we to judge him, as he is to judge others. He deals with homosexuality his way with his beliefs, don't Like it, to bad
Jkjklkl 14
This could be a great opportunity. If you ever reveal to him that you're gay, he may turn around and realize that gay people are not something to be afraid of. Or he may freak out and fire you. Who knows?
FilleNoir 21
If his boss fires him because he is gay that's a lawsuit waiting happen!
protoskore 27
@FilleNoir not in my country it isn't.
Flyndaran 10
Gays are not a protected group in the U.S. Most are at will states meaning that one can be fired for literally no reason. That makes it nearly impossible to prove that they did fire you for a reason and that it was one of the very few illegal reasons.
devinaww 15
that's hilarious but I think this is more of an fml for your boss lol
Pashazil 10
You should waltz in his office and just touch everything he will have no idea!
Hildy93 21
He might be afraid that they have cooties!!
DecisiveBull 9
He doesn't want to catch the gay. Jeez it's like the adult version of cooties, only twice as immature.
Xobubblyxo 23
This just in- homosexuality is not a disease, nor is it contagious. So your boss needs to wake up!
Shadow3339 4
He's got alot of spring cleaning to do.
Flyndaran 10
A lot is two words. Allot means to partition something.
cantfixme36 28
When he pisses you off, touch ALL of his stuff. Don't tell the homophobic ass, just relish in your dirty little secret.