Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML
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blemarooney 13
Hey guys OP here. I'm a little late on the follow up but here it is anyway. I obviously complained to my mum who sat her down and told her how painful her pregnancies had been. My sister seemed adequately scared. My sister now insists that she had just been kidding but I know for a fact that she wasn't. And finally I assure you guys if she ever brings a guy home to 'stop her periods' I will personally get rid of him.
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Donuts202 13
Did you explain to her that being pregnant and going through labor is 100x worse than getting a period? And the fact that raising a child isn't exactly a piece of cake either?
DolphinLaser23 24
No thirteen year old kid should be thinking about getting pregnant
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chewebb 8
She's obviously being raised correctly! Not.
lexwilder 16
Periods don't always stop when you're pregnant...
militarybrat 21
Actually they do. You can bleed yes, but you cannot have a period.
lexwilder 16
the bleeding and cramps are what she wants to stop which no don't always stop. my dad's an obygn.
PrestonWolf 13
Je
babygraciel 1
I guess she also doesn't realize that most women have a "period" for weeks after having a baby.
PrestonWolf 13
Ok so I have a few points to make: #1 The population is around 8 billion and growing at this rate with all the waste and pollution global warming will get worse and earth will end so she should think do I want a child? #2 If she's that serious about not getting her period tell her to get her uterus removed. #3 if she's having sex tell her to take birth control.
love_me_electric 20
Pretty sure no legitimate doctor would remove a healthy woman's uterus just because she doesn't want her period anymore.
rocker_chick23 27
No doctor will give a healthy woman a hysterectomy. Not many doctors will give a woman who has severe endometriosis, a hysterectomy.
snazzymcwho 21
They make birth control that stops periods. smfh
lexdelmonico 14
Who?
nowusee 10
im probably a bit of a downer for saying this, but it's understandable and she probably just doesn't understand parenthood very well right now,, sorry for typing that
Apeman101 6
m... big issue in did. respectfully try to suggest her that jumping form a tall building can also solve the problem of frequent period with even more permanent solution. (though after the joke is over u better tell and show here a lot of love so she wont act on it . and also consider some shrink and some nice add about sex and puberty)
hamster135 1
I wouldn't be surprised if she was serious. Kids are getting dumber and dumber these days.