By Anonymous - 09/11/2018 03:00 - Bulgaria - Plovdiv

Today, my girlfriend and I went hiking in the mountains. She didn't tell me that she had packed meat to cook in my bag. About two hours after we set out, a wolf attacked me but I pepper sprayed it and it ran off. After that my girlfriend looked at me and said "You didn't have to hurt the doggy." FML
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MidnaLink 33

Is she ******* serious. That “doggie” would’ve mauled the two of you if you hadn’t got it. Good for you.

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Brian Brown_512904633 10

Time for a new girlfriend with an IQ that is not in the single digits

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

There are containers that backpackers use to carry raw meat. Wild animals can’t smell it so, less likely to attack. If your GF knew this, the wolf would not have been pepper sprayed. Also, this is why you pack your own bags.

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chosha_fml 26

YDI for, apparently, dating a 7-year-old.

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Emma Marshall 19

Well you didn't....🤷🏽‍♀️😂

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Sinshine 28

You know that dating little kids is against the law?

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Craig Lurtz 6

meat, two hours in your pack without ice. the wolf might have done you a favor by taking it.

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ViscountAlex 3

That's what you get for dating a five year old, apparently.

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GUYMAINE 16

You got yourself a stupid

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r 8

I think she may be trying to kill you, just saying.

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