Love: Today, it is officially 9 months since my boyfriend came from... - FML

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By LaMiserable - 04/08/2016 14:52 - Bulgaria

Today, it is officially 9 months since my boyfriend came from France to live with me in Bulgaria. I found him the perfect job and flat to live in, heck I'm even buying my own place so we can live in it without paying rent... And today he told me he is not ready for a serious relationship YET. FML

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printz_zsuzsi 11

Friday 5 August 2016 15:48

I do not envy you, because sooner or later you will have to face whether to let him stay in your life or send him away. You seem like a forward-thinking person, I wish you luck!

alex_jaguara 33

Friday 5 August 2016 9:37

At least you have your own place, which is nice. I hope you'll feel better someday. P.S. YAY, finally a bulgarian FML, hope it gets featured.

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alex_jaguara 33

Friday 5 August 2016 9:37

At least you have your own place, which is nice. I hope you'll feel better someday. P.S. YAY, finally a bulgarian FML, hope it gets featured.

printz_zsuzsi 11

Friday 5 August 2016 15:48

I do not envy you, because sooner or later you will have to face whether to let him stay in your life or send him away. You seem like a forward-thinking person, I wish you luck!

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