Work: Today, is a month into my new job. Three employees have already... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2016 21:26 - United States - Miami

Today, is a month into my new job. Three employees have already been fired, my boss has interviewed thirty people and hired no one, and I've been told twice now that everything I do is "complete garbage", even though my work has been overly praised by everyone else. I can't find another job.

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WhereverIMayRoam 15

Tuesday 23 August 2016 3:21

That seriously sounds like a boss that's poisoning the workplace. Best of luck OP I'm sure you're doing an amazing job. Don't let the boss get you down!

countryb_cth 38

Monday 22 August 2016 9:55

With a boss like that the company will be under in no time. I do suggest that at the first available job you take it and run. No need to be working for someone who can't even appreciate it.

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mnshdw818 3

Saturday 20 August 2016 23:04

Sounds like my old job.

countryb_cth 38

Monday 22 August 2016 9:55

With a boss like that the company will be under in no time. I do suggest that at the first available job you take it and run. No need to be working for someone who can't even appreciate it.

WhereverIMayRoam 15

Tuesday 23 August 2016 3:21

That seriously sounds like a boss that's poisoning the workplace. Best of luck OP I'm sure you're doing an amazing job. Don't let the boss get you down!

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