Today, instead of actually teaching us something, our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, then said, "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but… nevermind", shook his head and walked out. FML
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, at college, the weird guy who stares at me every day came over, said, "I've made you a mixtape," then handed me an old, empty Queen's Greatest Hits CD case and scuttled off. FML
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clackity 7
you are what is wrong with this world...
TwoOneFive 11
Harlem shake is annoying as shit
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Comments (121)
PinkGirl246 8
Sounds like a cool proffessor. :D
outoftown 27
Professor shaking it as OP calculates how much he had to borrow for the privilege of watching.
cappellaaa 23
that's awesome haha. I'm jealous
someguy314159265 15
In response to your name, I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that, as is the nature of such stupid fads, this fad will eventually end. The bad news, however, is that, also according to the nature of these fads, it will promptly be replaced by yet another stupid fad. I'm also tired of the popularity of such fads, but I'm afraid it's just something we'll have to deal with. Although the fact that it extends to college professors is, indeed a problem.
icepick23 12
Awesome! Very cool! Totally rad!
LadyLol_fml 15
Harlem Shake's like, 30 seconds? what about the rest of the lesson? or is this just a bitch session because you had to watch it at all?
Red_Phoenix 7
Why are you bitching? It better be the best ******* class ever for this to be on this site. I'd rather do nearly anything else but sit in a boring class.
steph97v05 11
You have a cool teacher!
PureEvil666 3
Trends these days. .
yaoifreak 8
Yay!!........no yay ....I'm sorry I'll do my homework!!!!!!!!:(