Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13
Should've thrown that bitch off. Haha jk. Sorry op :((
muckdog19 2
That really sucks. Usually you talk about it first though. Not surprise them. If you did that then you would've been more aware of what her answer would be.
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Comments (63)
dunebro 15
And that is how she became ballast?
cokee1233 5
At the end of the balloon ride! At the end!
Christel239 5
Bitches these days..
supportcommand 17
She went from girlfriend to ballast pretty quick. Crap... Well done 36.
agonydrum 7
You should have just kept asking her...seems like the most mature option
pennies_lane 6
will you marry me? no will you marry me? no will you marry me? no will you marry me? no will you marry me? no will you marry me? IF I SAY YES, WILL YOU SHUT THE **** UP? Yes I can totally see how that would work!
pennies_lane 6
the space between no and will disappeared :/
mandyk5918 12
I woulda said yes :)
sweetmama88 6
You should have waited until the ride was over. She sound like a real winner .
SusanBieber 10
Aww I'm sorry! Her loss!
ehllychan 10
Well, whenever you surprise people you have to be prepared to be surprised yourself, since you can't guarantee how someone will act when caught unprepared. Depending on how was her "no" said, maybe you should try again later, since it's possible she just needed time to think and only said no because it was too sudden and unexpected.
guyverzerox 6
Funny I could have sworn I've read this happen on FML before well if you don't learn the mistake from others your doomed to make them yourself