Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, a patient at the hospital where I work asked me if he and his son could light up a joint. He was on oxygen, and serious. FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML
Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML
Today, I was ordering a new vape for my Grandma online, since she refuses to use the internet. When I told her that the type of vape she uses wasn't available anymore, she screamed, "WELL THEN, I'LL JUST GET A CARTON OF CIGARETTES, AND SMOKE THEM UNTIL I GET CANCER!" FML
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Top comments
Eir_fml 1
Meh, she would have done it anyway, right? So don't feel bad about helping her. It's more like F her Life
tnigz 3
... you, you are retarded
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Comments (37)
deathdefiyer 0
Maybe shes terminal as was my nan popoman.Why quit when u know that no matter what you WILL die.As my nan said she was going to die happy, even though she was told to quit drinkin and smoking.She died in her early 40's.I was 12.Hardest day of my life but hell I wouldnt have wanted her to stop and be miserable.
I_Bite 22
I think being so young you may have the wrong age in mind, if it was her early 40s when you were 12 that means she was around 28 -30 when you were born. meaning your parents and grandparents would both have had to be about 14 when they had you and your parent. Possible but unlikey.
wasted0087 0
Quitters never win!
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
then who's the moron who said "quit while your ahead"?
sniperkitten 0
Eh, it cant get worse.
vomitknife 0
The smoke you lit for her is probably the one that will kill her.
rizzosierra 0
that's right
superbubbles 4
Smoking kills
lyssa_jean 7
Seriously WTF nobody deserves to die bcuz of a stupid choice they probably made years ago. Smoking cigs is harder to quit than heroin. Most people dont realize that when they start. Thats like me saying you deserve to die for saying something so stupid. Moron...........
ViviMage 40
Some hospitals wot let you smoke in them, even if you work for them. FYL and FHL for lighting up in a banned olace
touch_phobia 13
As in breaking bad... "Hank, I already have lung cancer.".