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Today, in bed, my wife took her vibrator and started masturbating. Feeling excited, I went down to help her. She told me to knock it off 'cause she couldn't focus. FML

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If your wife prefers her vibrator to you, you need to find out why.

Maybe next time ask her if she wants you to join her before trying to join her.

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Eh sometimes everyone needs a little "self-pleasing" time. I wouldn't take it personally if I were you. But if it really bothers you, have a conversation with her about it.

So much for multitasking