Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, workers came to my house to fix residual moisture damage in my walls left behind by Hurricane Irma. Said workers then burst a water pipe and flooded my entire apartment in the time it took figure out how to turn it off. FML
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, the water stopped working in our apartment. We are supposed to be moving into a new place tomorrow, so we asked the landlord if we could move in a day early. Upon arrival, we found that the water tank needed to be installed, so there's no water here either. We are now admitting defeat and checking into a hotel. FML
Today, the water stopped working in our apartment. We are supposed to be moving into a new place tomorrow, so we asked the landlord if we could move in a day early. Upon arrival, we found that the water tank needs to be installed, so there's no water here either. We're now admitting defeat and checking into a hotel. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
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NTXC8ED 0
I once saw a porno that started like that
emoflopkitteh 0
why on every single one there are you totally deserved it... I don't see how this is deserved at all.
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Comments (39)
insanesna1l 0
how many Chinese does it take to fix a water main???
RinaRina 9
fyl :/ but atleast when it begins to rain you will have water in your apartment, just in wrong way...
newjerseyguy 0
they were trying to make you a sky light but failed miserably.
millionaire93 0
when in doubt- make a hole lol
therealdavid 0
26~ I bet you your phone, or the device you're on was made in China or at least a part of it was;) On another note, above me = win;) (forget to see his comment number:P)
lionheart822 13
damn that must've been one hell of a night xD
derpherp 0
We deeging fo a path to ahmeriica, and wrt involve they ceiling Many should that it's a joke.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Sorry about that. We were just looking for your weed stash, and we found it, so you may just want to call a plumber.
noname5067 0
they deserved it because they do not know how to turn the water back on themselves and had to hire someone for it
iSitt 0
not if they bribed a powerful politician. then op's only hope is to bribe a more powerful politician.