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By BeautifulMine - 17/06/2016 23:50 - United States - Boston

Today, I woke up and turned on my side to look for my tiny new kitten in her bed on the floor next to mine. She wasn't there so I got up to look. I found her where I'd been laying, suffocated, by my body in my bed. FML

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 18 June 2016 10:23

Oooooh. Ouch. I can't imagine how bad you must feel. :S I've always been terrified of this and made sort of a baby cot set up for new fur babies because of this. I'm sorry you had to go through this.

ermagherdaturdis 26

Saturday 18 June 2016 10:08

If she's been suffocated, it's safe to assume she's dead

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cidcarrera 14

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:33

She dead?

HotMamaBBM 11

Saturday 18 June 2016 9:57

Is she ok????

ermagherdaturdis 26

Saturday 18 June 2016 10:08

If she's been suffocated, it's safe to assume she's dead

GhostFox 33

Saturday 18 June 2016 10:23

Oooooh. Ouch. I can't imagine how bad you must feel. :S I've always been terrified of this and made sort of a baby cot set up for new fur babies because of this. I'm sorry you had to go through this.

multiplenoodles 10

Sunday 19 June 2016 1:54

Omg. That's horrible

Zeeno128 13

Tuesday 21 June 2016 18:12

That sucks

Dragon_Ruler 7

Wednesday 22 June 2016 1:53

God dammit Massachusetts! Why must it be where I reside

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