Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said, "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
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Rubenesque33 0
Just try not to be so ugly
rukusrazor 0
Want to meet a guy? Pretend your top feel off at a party. You want to work out? Go to a gym, don't **** where you sweat. She's obviously trolling for some moose-headed douche-nozzle.
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babble 0
Why is everyone assuming that "extra effort to look good" = makeup?
ammali 0
Maybe she's just used to saying that to everybody, since I'm thinking nobody actually KNOWS they are going to get their pic taken ahead of time.
Failzoid 0
Wow. ..Well. at least you know the people at the gym are going to take care of you?
BalenciagaBetch9 0
the point of going to the gym is to work out and get sweaty. wearing makeup to the gym is pointless. its like wearing makeup to the beach.
BalenciagaBetch9 0
the point of going to the gym is to work out and get sweaty. wearing makeup to the gym is pointless. its like wearing makeup to the beach.
audiogasmic 0
Oh my GOD I hate girls like you. "Lyke omgz i'm going 2 wear lyke all this kyoot stuffz to tha gym!!1j!yr47!" NO. STOP IT. The point of going to the gym is to get gross and nasty and WORK YOURSELF. I hope you realize that your pores open up when you sweat and all that make up is going to drain right into your open pores. Ha.
audiogasmic 0
I hate girls that get dolled up to go to the gym. If you want to impress guys with your stunning good looks do your dressing up for the mall/club/bar/whatever. You go to a gym to work out, and if you're only there to look "cute" and "get guys" you're taking up a machine that a serious person could be using. YDI.
nodbor 11
I'da said, "Take it now you ****** bitch." but, yes, go for yourself and not to impress guys.
buhnaynay 0
did this happen at LA Fitness? I work there and it sounds like something I see all the time.
Carribu 0
Same with #10. What the **** are you trying to say? #28, she isn't going out with the damn lady at the gym. What the hell.