Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a hole in my tooth filled. After the dentist had injected the anesthetic into my gums, she realized that none of the electrical equipment was working. She sent me home. My entire right side of my face is completely numb and swollen for no reason. FML
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liz1908 0
That's why you brush your teeth.
shelboo_fml 0
oh shi-
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Comments (172)
kujo7 0
they should pay for the fake tooth.
sportsnut 0
this is why brushing your teeth is a good thing...that way you can avoid losing the ADULT teeth
Soccerguy_63 0
your from the UK... enough said
him51772 0
how could you now know it wasnt a baby tooth? kinda hard not to notice whether you did or didnt lose all yur teeth
FortuneFaded 0
Have Brits ever heard of toothpaste and floss, you ask? Well, have Americans ever heard of diets, as they're all fatties? LOLOL I CAN STEREOTYPE TOO!
uallsuckatlife16 0
Nice stereotype... too bad only 25% of the country is fat and 100% of yours is full of pansies
TheBritishOne 0
We know your just jealous of our free health service, sarcastic humour and slim waistlines, deal with it asshole.
blisteringheat 0
Win! :D
Firesprite2009 0
57, Britain isn't a 'country'. You've just proved how little intelligence you have by saying that. We're a nation, not a single country. If we were one big country, we wouldn't have seperate places called 'Scotland', 'England', 'Wales'.
uallsuckatlife16 0
FIrespite nice job being a tool trying to point something out that you are wrong about, a country is a nation. You still lost all of the wars against the United States, pansies.
Firesprite2009 0
Um. Have you seen the size of Britain compared to the US? &, as for me being a 'tool', you're the biggest one of all. At least I didn't start giving it laldy about how shit another continent was, like the fair majority of the Americans did. & before you start on about how FortuneFaded started it, I don't blame them. Just under half the comments on here are about how unhygenic Britain is, & unless you've actually BEEN to Britain, you have no right to judge. I've never been to America, heard lots of rumours about how overweight the people there are, yet I'm not going around screaming it from the rooftops, purely because of that little word ; a RUMOUR. Which is what all this crap about Britain having bad hygiene is.
lolfmlfail 0
@52 don't tell ppl to read when u can't urself it says cuz it was so decayed they thought it was a baby tooth but it wasn't
JManHobbs 0
Do you Yanks even have green food? Hells yeah, stereotyping is fun...
firecopy 6
you guys aren't getting the picture. the one baby tooth was decayed, the rest weren't. so to the op. SUE!
LilaBear 2
I think you're the one not getting the picture. The OP didn't claim all their teeth got pulled, just the supposed 'baby' one.
FortuneFaded 0
If "green food" means greasy and unhealthy, then yes, they have plenty. (;
tedwin223 0
your own damn fault you can't take care of your teeth