Today, I went to Lidl to buy the cheapest jaffa cakes I could. They cost 35p. When I was eating them later on I put the plastic wrapper onto the side. When I'd finished eating my jaffa cakes I went to pick up the wrapper... The dog had eaten it. Cost me a £150 vet bill. Most expensive jaffas I've ever had. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML
Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about. She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy. I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room for debit cards. FML
Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00 menu to save money. Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning. After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and a bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills. Really. FML
Today, after having a hard week, I decided to order a pizza with an expensive milkshake. It slipped out of my hand in front of the lift. It went everywhere. I had nothing on me to clean it up with. Now I’m milkshakeless, down £5, and accidentally responsible for littering my accommodation. FML
Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but ate it anyway. After reading the packaging later I found out that each hotdog has an individual plastic wrapper. I ate plastic. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
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joshizzle3 1
Most foreign FML i've ever read
picturetaker 0
Wtf is a Jaffa?
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Comments (198)
SEPHARAD 0
Has chocolate, poisonous to dogs..
pathetictwin 0
that was the most british FML ever. i think i didn't understand every 5 words...and I lived in London for a year.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
ydi for using fake money
Anonymiz 4
Really? You're an idiot. How did you function in England?
Mirequetz 6
He/she knows, they are just being condescending because to "some" people (we all know who) any money but their own is "fake". Apparently where I live we have "Monopoly Money". Not all money is green in every denomination jackass.
stuntmanmike19 0
Oh god I proper want some Jaffa Cakes now yum yum yum Ever tried the strawberry ones? taste surprisingly like the orange ones.
tangerine_12 0
wow, im not dumb or anything but i didnt understand like half those words... and dont call me an idiot american just because im not a human dictionary.
justmyluck1212 0
what in the hoo haa does this FML mean??
alphabetcity 0
Not that hard to comprehend even if you are american. Lidl = some sort of store/grocery,etc Jaffa cake= a type of food and p is pence/coin
make_art_not_war 0
I think you Americans are hilarious! Really, you don't know what p means?!
ooh_la_la_123 0
Jaffa... reminds me of Stargate Atlantis