Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet a potential client. As soon as I sat down, I knocked my coffee over, and it splashed all over my lap. I tried to play it off by making a joke, but I hadn’t brought a spare pair of pants, and the client turned up just as I was mopping my crotch with paper towels. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
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Top comments
TheFlyingMan 8
Make the best of any Situation. BAM. You should of had sex then and there.
Jimboom 12
From your boyfriends perspective at least this is a win. I mean he hasn't even paid for dinner yet and already you are all wet. ;-)
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Comments (50)
ramboman19 8
sssssssssssssss..... ahhhhhhhhhh.......sssssssssssss...ahhhhhhh
all4pooh 4
family guy?
TheFlyingMan 8
Thanks for adding on to the discussion.
nbk1405 0
lol... ^win for TheFlyingMan's profile pic!
ramboman19 8
yeah that, and that's the noise I make when I get spilled on. lol
MissBunny25 0
hahahahaha I laughed when I read that.
Asoka_fml_fml 0
nice your wet
monkeytherat 0
Lol you peed.
weepingangel_fml 7
Excuse me, but are you fingering yourself with a Jesus leotard on? O_O
ismellladygaga 0
danngg!,im sorry../: that really sucks.
guy0ne101 0
cool story sis
Jimboom 12
From your boyfriends perspective at least this is a win. I mean he hasn't even paid for dinner yet and already you are all wet. ;-)
gman422011 4
sounds like u and the waiter should get together...
vclare 0
and have clumsy babies!
datfatjunkii 1
well someone was just wet the whole time ;D wonder what ur boyfriend had in mind lol
bellacullenisme 0
karmas a bitch eh?
emodude44 0
I'd still date you.
draycore1 0
lol me to.