Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was going to a big concert at my university. I paid around a hundred twenty bucks for my ticket. Outside the venue, people were handing out the tickets. For free. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
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Top comments
evilplatypus 39
They should appreciate the irony. I know I would!
EvilPotato 15
At least you got the autograph.
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Comments (138)
photomark 2
Dude if you got them to sign it do you realize how much that could potentially be worth 10/ 20 years down the road if they get big. An autograph has value but an ironic autograph like that would have extra collectible value
megamandude455 10
LUCKY!!! DX
bri5083 9
Sign your skin?(:
zmtt 3
Wow u bitch at least bring something with u!
Flesheatinmonkey 3
Shove the poster in the persons face eho gave you the poster
billreines 0
What band??
sarahbear430 0
I once didn't have a piece of paper for a band to sign, so I had them sign my shoe.
kemando 22
I always bring my album to concerts just in case... As my profile pic suggests. lol better luck next time bro.
j_cat187 20
Autograph your shirt?
fishface15 0
ummm... use your shirt? be smarter next time :P
Shelta957 13
But she wouldn't be able to wear it again, cause she'd have to wash it