Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
mattdevil
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Actually if I hadn't left the house I would have been hit by glass and a trapoline that was in my front room also it wasnt my trampoline
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jordinomoose 0
Bounce back in to the house
IcyJack 7
What a helpful trampoline. No, please trampoline, after you.
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rubberduckie94 13
americans call wheelie bins herbie curbies. least we do in my area of kentucky. its not an intellectual thing its a regional thing. yeeesh. i had no clue what a wheelie bin was at first
katburton13 2
Herbie curbie? Haha That's an awesome name! In TX I don't think we have a specific name for them other than calling them a garbage bin.
intothecrypt 3
I don't think theres a person in the world who speaks fluent Kentuckian. not even from Kentucky.
Katastrophe101 8
I've never heard the term "herbie curbies". Cute. We just call them dumpsters where I'm from.
rattusrattus 19
Is this the same storm that caused that wind turbine to catch fire? Because that was totally AWESOME.
mattdevil 4
Yes... And it twas :D
kaykay20 0
Next time put any light weight things away before you get a storm (theirs usually a warning on tv or on a weather channel app). If you can't act soon enough just have them put away in the shed when your not using them. That way you don't have to worry when you get another storm.
mattdevil 4
Actually if I hadn't left the house I would have been hit by glass and a trapoline that was in my front room also it wasnt my trampoline
kaykay20 0
Are you the op?
mattdevil 4
Yes...
ZombieSazza 34
Hurricane Bawbag was it? As soon as I read the FML, before even looking at the location, I just -knew- it was Bawbag! Aberdeen didn't get hit too badly *waves from the land of sheep*
fragmen52 18
Well it's yours now, Sell the trampoline to pay for the damages
valloveshp 4
Win and lose situation
JinxosGirl87 0
That bin would be on it's own because there is no way in hell I would go out into a storm to save it!
SuperBritty23 7
That trampoline needs an award.
Okayitwasme 0
Don't return the trampoline!
Magic_Mushroom 7
At least it all worked out in the end.
jackrileymac 4
YDI for saying "wheelie bin"
intothecrypt 3
da **** is a wheelie bin?