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Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML

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I_Hate_Cars 0

To all, thanks for your concern. Don't worry, I'm fine, it was just a bad concussion when I hit the ground that knocked me out. I hope I don't disappoint anybody, but I am not going to sue. A few years in jail ought to be enough for the driver- it was a drunk. Luckily, there was a black and white across the street and got the driver in time. Again, thank you all for your concerns.

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i hear a lawsuit on your hands

RockstaR91 0

that sucks, I hope it wasn't a dodge..

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sure him and win lots of money but next time even if someone waves you on watch them so you dont get killed.

Is the car O.K?

#34 that's mean

Sounds likely that the driver reported it, and that's how she got the explanation of accidental.

ohhhh noooooo 35 someones being MEAN ON THE INTERNET. WHAT WILL WE DO?

hahahahahaha WIN

This calls for an "accidental" lawsuit.

Liquid_Blue 0

#12 - You are retarded. One's life can never be exchanged or risked for any monetary value.

#34, #37, and #39 are all ****** hilarious.